This morning in the car....
microWombie : "Daddy, what is the name of the purple mountain?"
Wombat : "What purple mountain?"
microW : "The purple mountain bah..."
Wombat : "Where got purple mountain?"
microW : "There! That purple mountain."
Wombat : "Where got purple mountain there? Green mountain got. That's Mount Silam, where the pirate taxis roam and the illegal immigrants play."
microW : "Not the green mountain. The purple mountain!"
Wombat : "Young man, there is no purple mountain!"
microW : "Got!
Wombat : "Not!"
microW : "That one lah! That purple mountain flag!" (Points to Sabah flag on flag pole which obviously has a purple silhouette of Mount Kinabalu in its top left corner...)
Wombat : *Thump! Four paws in the air*