Where's The Smug Grin, Jose?

Middlesborough 3 - Chelsea 0.

Of all the team in the English Premier League to show us that God doesn't root for Chelski, it would have to be Boro. How fitting, after that Robben farce last week, and 3 goals???

Sure, Jose will say that they can afford to lose a few matches and all that but deep inside it must be killing him, given his arrogance. What will really finish him off is for Rafa Benetez to give him a phone call now.

May there be more hilarious results like this to come.

So Jose, remember this :

"PERFORMANCE IS TEMPORARY. CLASS IS PERMANENT!"
- 5 times European Champion.

What? Me simulated? Moi?

Someday, Arjen Robben died and went to heaven. He met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checked his big book, frowned, but nevertheless allow Robben to enter.

In less than a minute Robben came back out and said to St. Peter : "That's not Heaven in there. That's Hell!"

St. Peter said to him : "Remember that Chelsea-Liverpool match at Stamford bridge on 5-2-2006?"

Robben : "Yes. The one they claimed I cheated and got the Liverpool keeper Reyna sent off? That was funny, wasn't it?"

St. Peter : "It sure was."

Robben : "So, about this slip-up with Hell just now..."

St. Peter : "Oh that... I forgot to tell you. I cheated too. You are not destined for Heaven. This is funny, isn't it?"

What a farce!

Liverpool 0 - Chelski 2.

Chelsea players just don't get it, do they? The only way to get anyone to respect them is NOT to cheat. (Refer Robben's perfectly synchronized dive). But do they care? Noooooo. Winning is everything.

Chelsea can have this year's title for all I care.