*PC dealer's handphone RINGING*
PC dealer : Hello?
Wombie : Wake up! The day has started!
PC : Are you nuts? It's 6.00am!
Wombie : Who cares? I want to place an order. One set Windows XP Pro, one unit Palm TX complete with a 1GB SD card. And I wanted it yesterday.
PC : *Kacing! Kacing! Kacing!* Wah, the IRB sent you your tax refund cheque ah?
Wombie : You wish. All I got was a receipt for compound fine. When do I get the stuff?
PC : 3 to 4 days tops.
Wombie : Good. Make it so.
(A million thanks to SM2 for his advice on not buying the 4GB Life Drive, and the T3 and the T5.)