MrsW : Who are playing tonight?
Me : Spain vs Ukraine at 9pm.
MrsW : Cheh. Not interesting wan.
Me : But your beefcakes are playing.
MrsW : David Beckham is playing? I thought he plays for England?
Me : No no no. I mean Alonso and Garcia are playing for Spain.
Mrs. W : Why are they playing for Spain? Liverpool sold them meh?
Me : (sigh...) No no no. Liverpool will not sell them for 100 million pounds. Just take my word for it. They are playing for Spain this month.
MrsW : Ok. I will watch then.
(As both team lined up in the tunnel....)
MrsW : I say, who's that handsome man wearing the yellow shirt?
Me : That's Andrey Whateverchenko.
MrsW : He's cute. I will support Ukraine tonight.
Me : (Is it just me, or are most women supporting teams that have cute players?????)