11 April 2007
Waiter, there's something in my soup...
Last Saturday night, The Wombats decided to have dinner at a certain fast food restaurant famous for chicken.
Midway through dinner...
Little Wombat : "OUCH!"
Wombat : "What happened?"
Little Wombat : "My gawd! What's this????" *Hold up foreign object...*
Wombat : "Let me see---- mein gott im himmel! It is a staple!"
Mrs. Wombat : "Staple? Staple as in the sharp things people use to staple paper together?"
Wombat : "Yup. In her whipped potato."
Little Wombat : "So how Daddy? I almost swallowed that thing. What if I did and it rips my intestines apart?"
Wombat : "Wait. Oh Mr. Store Manager~~~~"
Store Manager : "Can I help you sir?"
Wombat : "Sure you can. Kindly explain why there's a sharp staple in my daughter's whipped potato?"
Store Manager : "Whuh? Are you sure?"
Wombat : "Here."
Store Manager : "Hmmm...."
Wombat : *Come on, just say the magic words. I am not hard-up for free chicken.*
Store Manager : "I am very sorry sir. This should not have happened. I apologize for the store for this unfortunate occurrence."
Wombat : *Keceng!* "No problem. That's all I want to hear. Thanks for paying close attention."
Store Manager : "You are welcome sir. Err... I see you took a photo of the staple. Why if I may ask?"
Wombat : "I am going to e-mail to your company's president in KL."
Store Manager : "But but but I apologize already! Now I am going to get my butt fried by my boss! I can lose my job over this!"
Wombat : "Chill bro. Just kidding."
Store Manager : "Phew! here, have a large whipped potato. On the house."
Wombat : "Oh how nice of you. Thank the nice uncle for his kindness, Little and micro Wombies."
Little Wombat/microWombie : "Thank you Uncle!"
Store Manager : "You are very welcome. I need my blood pressure checked."